Humorist Extraordinaire Quotes

#1. What kind of impression are you leaving on people? Activate the ability for your first impression and last impression!

John Di Lemme

#2. We live in a world where we can no longer claim ignorance - only an unwillingness to learn.

Todd Nesloney

#3. Just as individuals age and die, so do lineages: Only debt is forever.

Charles Stross

#4. I want to direct, I want to be part of something creative, something with quality.

Jonathan Brandis

#5. Give thanks to the most high.

DJ Khaled

#6. Ming had no intention of losing access to Vasic's ability. Vasic, however, was loyal to the squad and to Aden. That left a single viable way for Ming to secure the teleporter's abilities. You have the Jax?

Nalini Singh

#7. Someone once said that love is the closest thing to magic that this world has, but magic enchants, deceives and casts a spell.

Donna Lynn Hope

#8. Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

Lily Tomlin

#9. Untruthful! My nephew Algernon? Impossible! He is an Oxonian.

Oscar Wilde

#10. In the coming year, I believe we can make sure America lives up to its legacy as a land of opportunity if the President is willing to back up his rhetoric with substance.

Ron Kind

#11. When you love yourself, you don't fear to take responsibility of life.

Debasish Mridha

#12. The devil is the initiator of persecution

Sunday Adelaja

#13. He was a district attorney in Pennsylvania. I was a writer on Cape Cod. We had been privates in the war, infantry scouts. We had never expected to make any money after the war, but we were doing quite well.

Kurt Vonnegut

#14. To be reborned many times over, you must unleash the power of inertia. But must you go out every time and reach for your highest potential?

C.C. Wyatt

#15. Nothing outside of a living relationship with Christ can ever fill the emptiness inside.

Craig Groeschel

#16. it occurred to him that time didn't move forward as he'd always thought. People move through time instead.

Chris Offutt