Humor Lly True Quotes

#1. My webmaster lives in Munich and is a very dear friend of mine. He is doing a great job on the site and it is constantly being updated and always will.

Jimmy Carl Black

#2. I need to touch the person's head again. Experience has taught me that you can do this three times before the head's owner either yells at you or rings for the flight attendant.

David Sedaris

#3. People and organizations don't grow much without delegation and completed staff work because they are confined to the capacities of the boss and reflect both personal strengths and weaknesses.

Stephen Covey

#4. There is nothing useless in nature; not even uselessness itself

Michel De Montaigne

#5. I'll oil wells love you. I'll oil wells care. I'll oil wells need you. I want you oil wells dear.

Dolly Parton

#6. The greatest thing about playing obviously is winning, and you can't replace that experience with anything.

Wayne Gretzky

#7. On a grassroots level we say that man can touch more than he can grasp.

Gabriel Marcel

#8. I always had a curiosity about Texas. I had a curiosity about small-town life, although, granted, Odessa's not a tiny town.

H. G. Bissinger

#9. My work isn't any more important than anything else in the family.

J.J. Abrams

#10. Evangelicalism has taken the Extrovert Ideal to its logical extreme ... If you don't love Jesus out loud, then it must not be real love. It's not enough to forge your own spiritual connection to the divine; it must be displayed publicly.

Susan Cain

#11. And here's the burglar!" said Bilbo stepping down into the middle of them, and slipping off the ring.

Anonymous

#12. My view on politics is much more grassroots oriented; it's not old boy network oriented, so I tend to, you know, come at it a little bit stronger, a little bit more street-wise, if you will. That's rubbed some feathers the wrong way.

Michael Steele

#13. Actually, the curious thing is that the more you become a subject of admiration or loathing, the more you're examined under a microscope, the distance seems to open up between who you really are and the portrayals that people impose on you.

Nick Clegg

#14. The THE TABLOIDS are always going to be a war for POPULARITY in the CELEB world.

Meg Cabot

#15. The life you live in as an author is nothing but lies. The men you create, the men you read, it's all bullshit. I never understood your need for it when you have me.

E.K. Blair