Humor Ish Quotes

#1. I think if you had different artists approaching the material in different styles, that's very different. I think it's an interesting thing to discover, what's present in the work even when you're shifting the styles. I've just found it a much stronger way to work.

Daniel Clowes

#2. You never can cure poverty. Poverty is in the eye of the beholder.

Milton Friedman

#3. Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.

Regina Griffin

#4. Admittedly, I dressed up for the occasion again - I never said I wasn't fucked up.

Nina G. Jones

#5. Most men get their deepest conviction of self-worth from a woman, wife, mother, or if they are highly conscious, from their own anima. The woman sees and shows the man his value by lighting the lamp.

Robert A. Johnson

#6. Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

Regina Griffin

#7. But these weren't the kind of monsters that had tentacles and rotting skin, the kind a seven-year-old might be able to wrap his mind around
they were monsters with human faces, in crisp uniforms, marching in lockstep, so banal you don't recognize them for what they are until it's too late.

Ransom Riggs

#8. You ever want to negotiate a hostage situation in Quebec, I'm your man. Send me in for a little parley and the francophone miscreants will flee, hands over bleeding ears.

Will Ferguson

#9. The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.' Albert Einstein

Blake Crouch

#10. Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

Regina Griffin

#11. Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

Regina Griffin

#12. Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then.

Red Tash

#13. Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

Regina Griffin

#14. When something terrible happens, how you react determines who you are from then on.

Lisa Kleypas

#15. He laughed, tried to make it into a cough, inhaled at exactly the wrong moment, and then really did cough.

Robin McKinley

#16. I love crafting. Knitting, decoupage, scrapbooking, any "lady-ish" art form, I'm a fan. For about six months each. Then I shove all the supplies in a closet, alongside the skeletons of long dead New Year's resolutions, like saber fencing, playing the ukulele, and Japanese brush painting.

Felicia Day

#17. Ish #303 It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.

Regina Griffin