Humor From The Pentecostal Pew Quotes

#1. Slater's a big star and he's been in the business a long time. He's always in a good mood and easygoing but he takes his character very seriously.

Uwe Boll

#2. Music - that's been my education. There's not a day that goes by that I take it for granted.

Billie Joe Armstrong

#3. A lie, that we come from water.
The truth is we were born
from stones, dragons, the sea's
teeth,

Margaret Atwood

#4. You cannot be seeking yourself when you're making money.

Felix Dennis

#5. Being an idealist is not being a simpleton; without idealists there would be no optimism and without optimism there would be no courage to achieve advances that so-called realists would have you believe could never come to fruition.

Alisa Steinberg

#6. One of my dreams in life is to do fund-raising for the youth.

Picabo Street

#7. I pick good women, but I haven't had any luck with my men.

Elizabeth Arden

#8. I want to give him everything, and the things I can't give, I want him to take.

Alexis Hall

#9. We look for a horse with one chance in two of winning and which pays you three to one.

Charlie Munger

#10. Affirmation for Today: I am strong enough to refrain from killing any or all members of my family.

Susan Donovan