Humor Education Middle School Quotes

#1. But receive much less social support from friendships

Jared Diamond

#2. I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood.

Paz Vega

#3. If you live long enough as a parent, you discover that you have made mistakes you didn't bother to know about as well as the ones you do know about, all too well. You are somewhat humbled at heart, sometimes disgusted with yourself. I don't think my father felt anything like this.

Alice Munro

#4. AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

Ambrose Bierce

#5. Using a first-person narrator is simply a matter of hearing the voice inside yourself.

James Lee Burke

#6. Payton and Laney watched him go.
Laney shook her head. "Unbelievable."
Payton gestured. "See - I told you."
"That man has such a great butt."
"Laney!"
"What? I'm conservative, Payton, not blind.

Julie James

#7. Happy is the woman who can laugh at herself. She will never cease to be amused.

Charlene Vermeulen

#8. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Owen Wilson

#9. Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.

Alexander Pope

#10. I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that.

Matthew Perry

#11. I grew up singing. My mother was a music teacher.

Connie Britton