Humor 5 Second Rule Quotes

#1. Christian discipleship is a decision to walk in his ways, steadily and firmly, and then finding that the way integrates all our interests, passions, and gifts, our human needs and eternal aspirations. It is the way of life we were created for.

Eugene H. Peterson

#2. Were I to prescribe a rule for drinking, it should be formed upon a saying quoted by Sir William Temple: the first glass for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for mine enemies.

Joseph Addison

#3. I'm like one of those firecrackers that goes off in your pocket occasionally. I'm not really struggling with it as much as the people around me. But at least I'm not doing too much damage to anybody or to myself. It's just the condition I'm aware of.

Robert Plant

#4. You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down

Charlie Chaplin

#5. It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

George Bernard Shaw

#6. Second only to freedom, learning is the most precious option on earth.

Norman Cousins

#7. God gives some more than others because some accept more than others.

Ernest Holmes

#8. If you could sit down with Jesus, you wouldn't need anybody else. He could answer all of your questions. Instead of Einstein and Louis Pasteur and Madame Curry, you could just have Jesus and he could answer for all of them.

Carol Alt

#9. The beauty of soul is light within the spirit.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#10. The best are led to make greater demands upon themselves. As for those who succumb, they did not deserve to survive.

Albert Camus

#11. If you want to make the most of travel to Russia, it is better to leave tight plans and preconceptions behind and just enjoy the journey.

Tim Cope

#12. If she can do the splits, the 5 second rule does not apply

Josh Stern