Hucka Quotes

#1. Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News.

Jay Leno

#2. When I get married I'm going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does.

Sarah Mlynowski

#3. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. By doing one wrong thing, I thought I could make everything right.

Scott B. Smith

#5. I have a strong Lutheran background, and my parents instilled in me strong morals.

Tippi Hedren

#6. The girl, who sits in the middle, must read her feelings, because she smiles and says, "Don't worry, this isn't a test - we just want to help you find where you'll fit in here." It's an odd thing to say, since not fitting in is every Unwinds problem

Anonymous

#7. The invariable question, asked only half-mockingly of reporters by editors at the Post (and then up the hierarchical line of editors) was 'What have you done for me today?' Yesterday was for the history books, not newspapers.
Carl Bernstein, Bob Woodward

Carl Bernstein