Roz Chast Quotes

#1. I cannot stand superheroes. I do not understand any of its appeal. It has just bored me to death since I was a little kid.

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#2. I just really love the cartoon form. I love the plasticity of it.

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#3. Never put bananas in the refrigerator.

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#4. I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny.

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#5. My parents were born in 1912; they graduated from college into the Depression. They kept notebooks of every nickel they spent, and these habits of frugality from having grown up so poor never left them.

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#6. A friend of mine gave me a very good piece of advice, which is if you don't think your kids are going to want it, don't take it.

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#7. I had the impression in art school that cartooning was thought of as a lesser art than painting because cartoons are reproduced, so the "work" is not the single thing like a painting, but instead is the reproduced image.

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#8. I don't think any of my kids' books talk down to kids.

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#9. I don't like anything that looks gelatinous - really weirds me out. But when I was a kid, I used to get very, very upset if anything had a kind of chalky texture; like, certain kinds of cottage cheese I know have a weird chalkiness.

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#10. Sometimes, you know - I think, with a lot of things, at the time, everything is extremely upsetting, and then you look back on it, and it actually can be sort of funny.

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#11. My works were not - and they still aren't - single panel gags with a punch line underneath them. I like a lot of those cartoons; I just don't draw them.

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#12. It was deeply interesting to observe my mother closely and to draw her. During those last months, she wasn't speaking much, if at all, and it was a way for me to be with her. It felt very natural.

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#13. You might have a worry that's so stupid it just peters out by itself, like a bad investment.

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#14. I think that children's books should be censored not for references to sex but for references to diseases. I mean, who didn't think after reading 'Madeline' that they were going to get appendicitis?

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#15. I've always wanted to learn how to hook rugs. A wonderful artist named Leslie Giuliani taught me how. The nice thing is you can change it as you go along.

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#16. I used to think of the cartoons as a magazine within a magazine. First you go through and read all the cartoons, and then you go back and read the articles.

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#17. I always imagined my little cartoons on plates for some reason.

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#18. One way of paying tribute to my parents was 'bearing witness' as the Quakers do - writing down everything that was happening instead of turning my back on it and pretending that it was all great.

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#19. It cracks me up to see these ads for TV - for Depends or for glue for your dentures. The people in them look 55 with a hint of gray. Where are the people who are falling apart? We don't see that.

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#20. I think, especially with my parents, I wanted to remember who they were. I wanted to remember all of it. I didn't want to purge myself of it. I wanted to remember it.

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#21. It's like a 'chicken or the egg' thing. We're all part of the culture. We're reflecting it; we're changing it. So, yeah, I think culture is always changing.

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#22. I don't want to be a PULSATING PIECE OF PROTOPLASM!

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#23. My parents scrimped and saved all their lives, to the point where my mother used a disgusting old oven mitt that was stained and partly patched together with a skirt I made in seventh grade.

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#24. My parents were extremely reluctant. When my father was clearly dying, my mother refused to acknowledge it.

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#25. I can't even look at daily comic strips. And I hate sitcoms because they don't seem like real people to me: they're props that often say horrible things to each other, which I don't find funny. I have to feel like they're real people.

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#26. My kids always joked that I spent more time cooking the birds' food than I have cooking for them. And it's probably true.

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#27. I think when your parents die, it is kind of like a moving sidewalk: you're not just on the sideline and watching them go by. You know, you're going to the same place they are.

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#28. I think, with my cartoons, the parent-like figures are kind of my own archeypes of parents, and they're taken a little bit from my parents and other people's parents, and parents I have read about, and parents I dreamed about, and parents that I made up.

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#29. The fact that cartoons are reproduced doesn't mean anything to me as far as whether they are "real art" or not.

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#30. I think I have a habit of, in my head, taking notes on whatever, you know, whether they're verbal or pictorial or just making a note of things as they're happening.

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#31. I don't like going into the basement. I'm always afraid that something's going to blow up.

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#32. My father was in terrible pain towards the end because of his bed sores, and he did go into hospice, and I think that was better in some ways. You know, I think his death was peaceful, and it was all right. He was just in terrible pain.

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#33. There's something about most phobias where there's a tiny, tiny corner where you think this really actually could happen.

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#34. I love detail, like drawing what's on top of someone's coffee table. Maybe there's a little bowl of butterscotch candies on it, next to the four TV remotes.

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#35. Even if you don't have any dishes, you need a celery dish.

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#36. I think of my drawing style like handwriting: it's a mix of whatever handwriting you're born with, plus bits and pieces you've pilfered from other people around you.

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#37. Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life.

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#38. In Brooklyn, I don't feel that I'm holding up people with briefcases if I catch a stroller wheel in the sidewalk.

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#39. I love my parents. I did love them. It's complicated.

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#40. Grime is not like messiness or some fingerprints on a cabinet; it takes a long time to accumulate.

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#41. I don't like holidays. And I don't like crowds of people. I don't like noise.

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#42. My life is so boring that your brains are going to melt and come out of your eyes.

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#43. I gave up on ever trying to get 'my way.' I barely knew it existed.

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#44. I putter. I nurse old grudges. I fold origami while nursing old grudges. I think about the past. I wonder if there's any grudges I should start.

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#45. I used to love to draw things that made me laugh or made friends laugh. When I was 13 or 14, I started thinking, This is what I like to do more than anything else.

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#46. I'm sure that my parents' behavior has entered my work, I'm sorry to say. I don't think you need to have a difficult childhood to be funny, but it helps.

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#47. You could pray all you want that you have a massive stroke while you're working and die, but possibly that won't happen, and you'll be in this bed, and somebody's going to have to clean you up.

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#48. I had to get good grades and do well in school - my mother was an assistant principal and my father was a teacher - and they took this very seriously.

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#49. I've done a lot of death cartoons - tombstones, Grim Reaper, illness, obituaries ... I'm not great at analyzing things, but my guess is that maybe the only relief from the terror of being alive is jokes.

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#50. It's almost selfishness, taking care of your mental health. You can't just not do it.

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#51. When my father died, my mother was still alive. And I think when your second parent dies, there is that shock: 'Oh man, I'm an orphan.' There's also this relief: It's done; it's finished; it's over.

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#52. I don't like cartoons that take place in Nowhereville. I like cartoons where I know where they're happening.

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#53. My parents were fine at 85. So 85's nothing. 100 is another thing. I have a friend whose mother is about to turn 101, and it's not great.

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#54. I've had people ask me if it would have been easier to take care of your parents if you had siblings, and I think it's 50/50. I know people who have siblings, and there is a lot of acrimony because somebody always feels that they are doing more than the other person.

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#55. Being female was just one more way I felt different and weird. I was also a young 'un, and also my cartoons were not like typical 'New Yorker' cartoons.

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#56. For me, drawing was an outlet. No one in school said, 'Oh, she can do sports,' or, 'She's pretty,' but I could draw.

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#57. I have an African gray parrot; her name is Eli. We thought she was a boy. And a blue-streaked lory named Marco. He's 10. And a yellow and green parakeet, Petey. He's very cute, but he's getting old.

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#58. I don't put myself through that nauseating experience of looking at someone's face while they go through your stuff. Ugh! It's just horrible! It gives me the cringes to even think about it.

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#59. Sunday, there's not a lot of structure. I might spend an hour thinking about why I don't exercise, and feeling very guilty about not exercising. I tried running, over 10 years ago. It didn't really take.

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#60. I sometimes suffer from insomnia. And when I can't fall asleep, I play what I call the alphabet game.

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#61. Did you know that you can live on Ensure for a year? A person can live for a really long time just lying in bed and drinking Ensure - way longer than you think.

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#62. I like being able to go grocery shopping and not feel that I'm fighting a thousand people.

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