How The Sausage Is Made Quotes

#1. I love horror movies and I love being scared, but I don't like them, if they're not based on a true story. It's like knowing how the sausage is made.

Olivia Munn

#2. You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.

Bert Cooper

#3. Then it's topped with cheese, which is made from cow's milk. But the best part is pepperoni sausage."

"And how is sausage made?" Aelyx asked.

Dad laughed dryly from across the table. "Ignorance is bliss in this case.

Melissa Landers

#4. People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

Mark Twain

#5. When it was cooler, Trazada made a simple meal of sausage, cheese, and bread. She had schooled herself to wait dinner until hunger urged her to eat; it gave seasoning to poor food that no spice could furnish.
("The Generalissimo's Butterfly")

Chelsea Quinn Yarbro

#6. People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made

Otto Von Bismarck

#7. There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

Mark Twain

#8. Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

Mike Myers

#9. They ate sandwiches of mortadel sausage and bel paese cheese made up in the station restaurant, and drank Beaujolais.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#10. I know how to make sausage, and now that I've seen how laws are made, I'll stick with sausage.

Tom Colicchio

#11. Alright, kids, who wants to try a home-made veggie sausage spiced with the secret herbs of the jungle's dark and vengeful heart? I can through some on the grill with the next round of tofu burgers.

Alex Gabriel

#12. If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.

Otto Von Bismarck

#13. There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.

Otto Von Bismarck

#14. Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

Mark Twain

#15. We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.

Otto Von Bismarck

#16. A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made.

Harlan Coben

#17. My favorite fall or winter lunch is big steaming bowls of soup. I usually invite people for around 12:30 and have two hearty soups like shrimp corn chowder and lentil sausage soup, which can be made a day or two ahead.

Ina Garten