Housebroken Hero Quotes

#1. We are going to have the candidate of food stamps, the finest food-stamp president in the American history, in Barack Obama, and we are going to have a candidate of paychecks.

Newt Gingrich

#2. I run in Central Park as the sun comes up. Some may mistake it for walking, but I swear I am running. I could not do it without my iPod.

Hoda Kotb

#3. Sometimes a sound gets overused. There is such a thing as a good saxophone, but it's like those fields in agriculture - they need to rest for a year or so. You need time to burn all the saxophones and start from scratch.

Thomas Mars

#4. If something did happen to Bowden, how would that affect your chances?" Lucas asked. "What a rotten, cynical question to ask. I'm proud of you," Henderson said.

John Sandford

#5. Chemistry is a gibberish of Latin and German; but in Leibig's hands it becomes a powerful language.

Jacob Grimm

#6. I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

Bette Davis

#7. I could try to incorporate or reflect in my models what it is that an employee, manager, or entrepreneur does: to recognize that most are engaged in their work, form expectations and evolve beliefs, solve problems, and have ideas. Trying to put these people into economic models became my project.

Edmund Phelps

#8. Every call of Christ leads into death.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

#9. That was the trouble with hiding things. Sometimes, if you were in a hurry, you left them behind. Even important things.

Neil Gaiman

#10. My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

Chic Murray

#11. Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker!
- Sleeping with the Fishes

MaryJanice Davidson

#12. I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!

Patrick Star