Horrible Bosses Kenny Sommerfeld Quotes

#1. Lawyers with a weakness for seeing the merits of the other side end up being employed by neither.

Richard Barnet

#2. A top McCain policy adviser claimed this week that McCain's work in the Senate helped create the BlackBerry, saying, 'You're looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create.' He then handed the BlackBerry to McCain, who attempted to withdraw $20 from it.

Amy Poehler

#3. Her soul opened slowly and timidly to her kind, but her imagination rushed out to the beauties of the visible world; and the decaying majesty of Allfriars moved her strangely.

Edith Wharton

#4. There are more of them than us.

Herb Caen

#5. You can take the boy out of Bombay; you can't take Bombay out of the boy, you know.

Salman Rushdie

#6. I have two younger sisters who are 11 years younger than me. So I was an only child for a while.

Lorelei Linklater

#7. If you can't do what you want, do what you can.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#8. Please return this notebook to where you found it.

Rachel Cohn

#9. You broke a man today. Doesn't that affect you at all? These are lives, not pieces in a chess game with your uncle.'
'You're wrong. We are on my uncle's board and these men are all his pieces.'
'Then each time you move one of them, you can congratulate yourself on how much like him you are.

C.S. Pacat

#10. The Romans used every housing form known today and they have a remarkably modern look.

Stephen Gardiner

#11. Do not neglect this body. This is the house of God; take care of it, only in this body can God be realized.

Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

#12. You've got to reach a hand of friendship across the aisle and across philosophies in this country.

Joe Biden

#13. America has a history of political isolation and economic self-sufficiency; its citizens have tended to regard the rest of the world as a disaster area from which lucky or pushy people emigrate to the Promised Land.

Alison Lurie

#14. Of course I have the odd bad game like other players. But I can't accept that. Especially when things don't go right for United. It all means so much to me to be succesful here. It drives me crazy at times.

Ruud Van Nistelrooy