Top 26 Homestuck 2 Quotes
#1. The SAFE was slain in battle. A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to VAULTHALLA.
Andrew Hussie
#3. I heard someone say that concern over the [Confederate] Flag is sensitivity to micro-aggressions, to which my response is to say that kidnapping and enslaving people, breaking up families, terrorizing families, if that's not a macro-aggression, I don't know what is.
Russell D. Moore
#4. The only thing you fear is the unreality that you yourself have invented.
Byron Katie
#5. I always say that I don't believe I'm a chef. I try to be a storyteller.
Jose Andres
#6. The Homestuck-ery of it all!
Me
#7. You love SITUATION COMEDIES, whilst holding particular affection for MUSTACHIOED FUNNYMEN. You know, your FOXWORTHIES, your FUNKES, your SWANSONS, but not necessarily your GALLAGHERS PER SE, because you have to draw the fucking line somewhere.
Andrew Hussie
#8. You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he's taking the grounding seriously this time.
Andrew Hussie
#9. When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything that's necessary for believing in it.
Ugo Betti
#10. I've always thought that actors wanted to be pop musicians and pop musicians wanted to be actors.
Gary Kemp
#11. JOHN: sorry buddy. as the age old saying goes, you snooze, you lose.
Andrew Hussie
#12. You understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset because they think reality is something happening to them rather than something they are making every moment with every thought.
Andrew Hussie
#13. ROSE: I think I've spent too much time around Dave.
ROSE: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.
Andrew Hussie
#14. An outrageously awesome dude stands before a crater where his favorite record shop stood one day prior. He is prepared for the occasion with a small pair of outrageously awesome shades.
Andrew Hussie
#15. For the most part neoconservatives are people who were once liberals but sobered up. The neoliberal is one who has always been a liberal but now replaces the sentimental pieties with brusque slogans ("High-Tech!") and unpronounceable programs. All else stays the same.
Emmett Tyrrell
#16. I will never write anything better than Homestuck. Nigger farts! Jews: Kill them all.
Andrew Hussie
#17. But aside from a few migraines, you can't possibly imagine any OBEY drawbacks that CEASE REPRODUCTION could come with SUBMIT merging CONSUME your thoughts with EMBRACE YOUR CULLING experimental technology CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER from an STAY ASLEEP extremely powerful DIE corporation, wait what?
Andrew Hussie
#18. I'm an intern with the Union of Fairy Godmothers...
Betsy Schow
#19. You figure you'll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don't want to see the Dave corpses start to pile up. Especially if one of them winds up being you.
Andrew Hussie
#20. You want her in every quadrant like a desperate fool.
Andrew Hussie
#21. Everyone should have a great leather jacket in their wardrobe. It is perfect to wear with a T-shirt and jeans and great pair of high tops.
Brad Goreski
#22. KARKAT:REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!
Andrew Hussie
#23. Also, SKULLS. Gosh you love SKULLS. There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting its EVERY PAGE. That is what you always say. Or at least, it is what you always HOPE.
Andrew Hussie
#24. GAMZEE: honk.
KARKAT: WHAT.
GAMZEE: HONK.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
Andrew Hussie
#25. This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.
Andrew Hussie
#26. Your grandma always was an advocate of thorough preparedness. She would strongly advise staying not only armed to the teeth, but well equipped in the computational department. You've been taught you should really carry no less than 5 computers on you at all times, like a sensible person.
Andrew Hussie
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