Homer Simpsons Sayings

#1. It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh) when I got them Homer Simpsons.

Wale

#2. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

#3. A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from 'The Simpsons.' To get to be in a booth with Homer and Marge and be in Springfield - it was unimaginable the emotions that I felt.

Jonah Hill

#4. Honesty is the biggest thing I admire, respect, and look for. And it's something that's kind of disappearing in some people nowadays.

Mats Sundin

#5. The Catholic influence just comes from being raised Catholic, going to church every Sunday, being confirmed, going to church on holy days. So it's coming from where I am. It serves the purpose of having people who have a base or foundation where they know what's right.

Craig Finn

#6. There is always a step small enough from where we are to get us to where we want to be. If we take that small step, there's always another we can take, and eventually a goal thought to be too far to reach becomes achievable.

Ellen Langer

#7. I think about 'The Simpsons,' which has been going on for 25 years. Homer is still in his late 30's. Lisa is 8, Bart is 10. Their stories are told. Yet the series keeps going on and on like a zombie that won't lie down and die. That feels forced and unnatural. The characters never change, grow, age.

Ted Naifeh

#8. Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.

Homer

#9. Where you quietly know within, you have no choice.

John De Ruiter

#10. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Homer

#11. The attacks of September 11 - and subsequent acts of terror from London to Madrid to Fort Hood, Texas - embody the most repulsive of human instincts, the will to power at the price of the lives of others.

Jon Meacham

#12. I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.

Homer

#13. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

Homer

#14. Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don't, it doesn't matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, 'D'oh!'

Matt Groening

#15. I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me.

Homer

#16. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

Homer

#17. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

Homer

#18. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Homer

#19. But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

Homer

#20. Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Homer

#21. This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

#22. I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

#23. The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.

Matt Groening

#24. No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a homunculus.

J.P. Mac

#25. You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

#26. The strong must protect the sweet.

Homer

#27. In every death is a celebration; in every ecstasy, one little death.

Norman Mailer

#28. It is of no help to us that there is an absolute truth of the matter of things because unfortunately, none of us are in a position to say definitively what that is - although we all think that we are.

Stanley Fish

#29. It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real.

Russell Brand

#30. When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson)

Matt Groening

#31. The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

Homer

#32. I reject the idea that any job is too hard or too dirty for American workers to do. American workers just expect and demand to be paid a decent wage.

Jan C. Ting

#33. Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Homer Simpson

#34. If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

Homer

#35. Homer no function beer well without.

Homer