Hoiberg For Mayor Quotes

#1. Regardless, I decided to never take LSD again.

Stephen Chbosky

#2. There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized ethnic group.

Edward Abbey

#3. There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.

Craig Kilborn

#4. When there were fears about the future of this nation's older cities ... when a few of the cities teetered on the brink of bankruptcy, all eyes were focused on Chicago for contrast.

Jane Byrne

#5. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

Bill Maher

#6. Writing is the new reading

Emlyn Hall

#7. Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.

William Shakespeare

#8. Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.

Benjamin Disraeli

#9. If home is where the heart is, the we're all just fucked.

Fall Out Boy

#10. Trust the tale, not the teller.

Christopher Bram

#11. A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

Kin Hubbard

#12. Creativity is like a snoring husband, it won't let you sleep.

Barbara Alfaro