Hjellegjerde Chairs Quotes

#1. Curran looked at me. What the hell was I supposed to do, catch the werebison as he was falling?

Ilona Andrews

#2. One problem with gratitude is that it competes with the sense of pride, self-reliance and accomplishment we have. We want to think what we have is the result of our efforts rather than the gifts, good turns and opportunities provided us by others.

Michael Josephson

#3. We'd turn our lives into a terrible adventure. A true-life horror story with a happy ending. A trial we'd survive to talk about.

Chuck Palahniuk

#4. It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboarding. And that to me doesn't necessarily mean that there aren't aspects of those subjects that are funny, it just means that people are too uptight.

Rob McElhenney

#5. Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.

Pat Paulsen

#6. I think that's a fair and judicious summary of events.

Neil Gaiman

#7. You with the tentacles, you're nicked!

Paul Cornell

#8. I'm not going to faint at the sight of your butt,' she said. 'Ya might, and I don't want that on my conscience,' he said, tossing the jeans aside.

Jana Oliver

#9. The great thing about an independent film is that you're too busy working, and you're too busy hoping to God to get it done.

Ann Dowd

#10. Poets arguing about modern poetry: jackals snarling over a dried-up well.

Cyril Connolly

#11. Be careful not to give too much credence to the old adage that time heals. Mark my word. It's God that heals. Time only tells.

Beth Moore