Top 26 Hitchhiker's Guide Quotes
#1. Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.
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#2. I am one of millions who have been treated for depression and gotten well; I was lucky enough to have a psychiatrist well versed in using lithium and knowledgeable about my illness, and who was also an excellent psychotherapist.
Kay Redfield Jamison
#3. I know the one time I tried therapy, I did after a month or two, and I only lasted a few months, because I started to worry about being entertaining. I kept driving there once a week for an hour and I'm thinking 'What am I going to talk about today?'
Justin Kirk
#4. Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space, listen ...
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#5. In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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#6. You get callbacks, and they either give it to what they call a 'name' performer, or they decide to go in an entirely different direction.
Tanya Fischer
#7. Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness.
"Go to it," it said, "and good luck.
Douglas Adams
#8. I like the cover," he said. "Don't Panic. It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day.
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#9. A cup of tea would restore my normality.
[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Screenplay]
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#10. The Hitchhiker's Guide is a hundred percent accurate. Reality, however, is not as reliable.
Eoin Colfer
#11. So long as victory can be attained, stupid haste is preferable to clever dilatoriness.
Sun Tzu
#12. The ability to make hard truths palatable is one that every long-lived co-leader has mastered.
David A. Heenan
#13. In my experience, the best engineers are those who excel at these fundamentals and are able to break down complex problems into very simple ones. As
Richard Ladbrooke
#15. O ye rich ones on earth! The poor in your midst are My trust; guard ye My trust, and be not intent only on your own ease.
Baha'u'llah
#16. Years and years ago, I did a game based on 'Hitchhiker's Guide' with a company called Infocom, which was a great company. They were doing witty, intelligent, literate games based on text.
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#17. I've read the 'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy' at least once a year since I was twelve years old.
Sean Biggerstaff
#18. Generally, I've never known quite how to fit in in civilian life, but on set, making a film, I know exactly where to go, how to behave and how I fit.
Joe Wright
#19. I am aware that success is more than a good idea. It is timing too.
Anita Roddick
#20. As Douglas Adams wryly observed in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: There are two things you should remember when dealing with parallel universes. One, they're not really parallel, and two, they're not really universes!
Marcus Chown
#22. Screw the rules, damn the consequences, and just love. Love until it kills you, because there's nothing better worth dying for.
Karen Amanda Hooper
#23. All the forces that are working in this body have been produced out of food; we see that every day.
Swami Vivekananda
#24. Because that's what normal people do when everything goes sideways. They pick up all their shit and make something that doesn't stink.
Mia Storm
#25. Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.
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#26. I'm a terribly irresponsible eater - I love soft-boiled eggs and chocolate. I never met a chocolate I could not eat.
Danielle Steel
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