Hitchhiker S Guide Quotes

#1. A cup of tea would restore my normality.
[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Screenplay]

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#2. The Hitchhiker's Guide is a hundred percent accurate. Reality, however, is not as reliable.

Eoin Colfer

#3. Years and years ago, I did a game based on 'Hitchhiker's Guide' with a company called Infocom, which was a great company. They were doing witty, intelligent, literate games based on text.

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#4. I've read the 'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy' at least once a year since I was twelve years old.

Sean Biggerstaff

#5. As Douglas Adams wryly observed in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: There are two things you should remember when dealing with parallel universes. One, they're not really parallel, and two, they're not really universes!

Marcus Chown

#6. Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness.
"Go to it," it said, "and good luck.

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#7. Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder. I learned that at my mother's knee and other low joints,

Ross Macdonald

#8. You have these catch-phrases that you associate with 'The X-Files': 'Trust No One,' 'Deny Everything.' 'Believe the Lie' was one of them.

Chris Carter

#9. Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

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#10. Compassion is so pure, I don't think there is any way to taint it.

Chade-Meng Tan

#11. Since we replaced the compulsory military draft with an all-volunteer force in 1973, our nation has been making decisions about wars without worry over who fights them. I sincerely believe that reinstating the draft would compel the American public to have a stake in the wars we fight as a nation.

Charles B. Rangel

#12. You're never too old to chase your dream.

Diana Nyad

#13. Willy: Remember those two beautiful elm trees out there? When I and Biff hung the swings between them?
Linda: Yeah, like being a million miles from the city.

Arthur Miller

#14. See yourself living in a new body. Hopeful = recovery. Happy = happier biochemistry. Stress degrades the bod.

Rhonda Byrne

#15. If clothes look like a couch or an ottoman or a love seat, you just wanna stay away from it.

Santino Rice

#16. There is blessedness, fulfillment, upliftment, grace and rest for every genuine member of this God's family.

Jaachynma N.E. Agu

#17. What it really was like to live a life determined by the struggle to be free, as desert dwellers' days are determined by the struggle against thirst and those of dwellers amid snow and ice by the struggle against the numbing of cold.

Nadine Gordimer

#18. Friendship is love without its flowers or veil.

Augustus Hare

#19. Children are amazing. Believe in yourself and stay strong. And remember that there are people out there who can help you when things get tough.

Stephen Mulhern

#20. How many roads must a man walk down?

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#21. It's just not my nature to go around idolizing people.

Magnus Carlsen

#22. I like the cover," he said. "Don't Panic. It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day.

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#23. Divorce is just as contagious as Marriage.

M.G. Hardie

#24. In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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#25. Don't waste your energy on those who don't get on your bus.

Jon Gordon

#26. Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space, listen ...

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#27. Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

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