History Teacher Funny Quotes

#1. Watch the heat of day pass into the cool night. Let go.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#2. I was into pain reduction and mind expansion, but what I've ended up with is pain expansion and mind reduction.

Carrie Fisher

#3. You can certainly extend your adolescence. There's people that are very good at extending it indefinitely.

Ben Mendelsohn

#4. I tell them how it is, give them a good time and then the cab fare home. Thank you, good night. Don't call me, 'cause I sure as shit won't be calling you.

Emma Chase

#5. I want to make stuff. I want to make movies and direct stuff and produce stuff and write stuff.

Avan Jogia

#6. I never quite dare to believe I'm brave enough to be an artist, but I'm on the side of artists. I think of myself as a bit of a Salieri, looking with longing eyes at Mozart.

Stephen Fry

#7. Mavericks are nonconformists. They pride themselves on going it alone.

Jacqueline Leo

#8. If you wear Arab things, wear the best. Clothes are significant among the tribes, and you must wear the appropriate, and appear at ease in them. Dress like a Sherif, if they agree to it.

T.E. Lawrence

#9. You don't know this when you're young, but over time, you see that great companies are usually built at a special point in time.

David Duffield

#10. I often think about Christ having all power, but He abdicated the power to live a sacrificial life for His children. In His own words he told his disciples that His meat was to do the will of the Father.

Monica Johnson

#11. It appears to be a law that you cannot have a deep sympathy with both man and nature.

Henry David Thoreau