Hishamuddin Malaysia Quotes

#1. The hand is quicker than the eye is,
but somewhat slower than the fly is.

Richard Armour

#2. CONJUGATE THIS:
I cut class, you cut class, he, she, it cuts class. We cut class, they cut class. We all cut class. I cannot say this in Spanish because I did not go to Spanish today. Gracias a dios. Hasta luego.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#3. I wasn't able to lower my cholesterol so they put me on a statin drug. It is called lipitor. I was able to lower my level in about 30 days from above 300 to below 200.

Mark Spitz

#4. It has proved politically wiser to set goals than to start programs.

Daniel Patrick Moynihan

#5. Why shouldn't we pitch to Babe Ruth? We pitch to better hitters in the National League.

John McGraw

#6. You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget; they just get too excited.

Kevin Hearne

#7. You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.

Quentin Crisp

#8. A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.

William Dunbar

#9. All these fifty-year-old guys wearing baseball caps and shorts and acting like children. It winds me up. Men don't have to take responsibility anymore. Most of the guys I know would punch me on the nose for saying this, but maybe we do have to bring back conscription.

Chrissie Hynde