Hilarious Simpsons Quotes

#1. Charlie Parker was a genius, as was Lester Young.

Sebastian Coe

#2. I've met people who will go to a movie that I can't stand and they say that they saw that movie ten times. There's something they like and identified in that movie, and I don't see it.

Oliver Stone

#3. I've officially turned into a loser," she whispered cynically. "I'm looking forward to going home and having cereal for dinner and walking Mitchell and studying a little and then going to sleep. I've had my 'going out and having fun' quota for the year, I guess, and it's June.

Daniel Amory

#4. I love anything leopard print, but sometimes an all over print can be a bit much.

Ashley Madekwe

#5. To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was yourself.

Diane Moody

#6. I think of science fiction as being part of the great river of imaginative fiction that has flowed through English literature, probably for 400 or 500 years, well predating modern science.

J.G. Ballard

#7. I was warmly embraced by the Tea Party. They openly seek more minorities.

Tim Scott

#8. At the bottom of freshly dug holes, I bury my problems alongside the waxen seeds.

Kelseyleigh Reber