Top 6 Hilarious Late Night Quotes
#1. I finally understand what the poets have written. In spring, moved to passion; in autumn only regret.
Lisa See
#2. The time that people aren't expecting what's going to happen, I find that's the best time to really cause the damage that needs to be done.
Marilyn Manson
#3. I'd say "what are the odds?", but I don't believe in odds anymore. I believe in a universe with a very specific and occasionally cruel sense of humor. But its cruelty is refining, if you survive it.
(Upon learning a housemate was related to Guy Fawkes)
Adrian Lamo
#4. If God be just, I, a sinner, alone and without a substitute, must be punished; but Jesus stands in my stead and is punished for me; and now, if God be just, I, a sinner, standing in Christ, can never be punished.
Charles Haddon Spurgeon
#5. I think the President inspires tremendous affection and loyalty by a wide range of people.
Ken Starr
#6. A gentleman sitting in spectacles before an old ledger, and writing down pitiful remembrances of his own condition, is a quaint and ridiculous object.
William Makepeace Thackeray
