Hilarious Jealousy Quotes

#1. Especially once those poetry events began, because, yeah, the stuff was still on the page, but the page was starting to spill into real space, spill into air, once you could hear it, once there was a typewriter, once there was a body of a typist, it was getting rid of the confines of the page.

Vito Acconci

#2. For someone who needs refuge, a key is provided.

Anna Keesey

#3. why are so many people fighting so hard to do it? I had even convinced myself that it wasn't a big

La La Anthony

#4. I placed my hand on his chest. "You don't need to worry about Reece."
"I know, I know. He's nothing compared to my magnificence." His fingers stroked mine and his eyes softened. "But just out of curiosity, how do you feel about getting my name tattooed on your forehead?

Kylie Scott

#5. The life of a dancer is not for everyone. You really have to have some thick skin. You really have to know what you're going into and how competitive the field is.

Stephen Boss

#6. Zack?" Anthony's voice was suddenly serious. "You know, it's not a great idea to seduce a woman you're protecting. All kidding aside, do you want me to send Matthews over?"
"Who?"
"Junior."
"I will shoot him on sight," Zack said and hung up so he could follow Lucy into the kitchen.

Jennifer Crusie

#7. How does it feel, MacKayla? You have a piece of me in your mouth. Would you like another?

Karen Marie Moning

#8. As you explore your inner world, your outer world will come more sharply into focus. As you face your imagined barriers, you will encounter real ones, as well.

Julia Cameron

#9. The woman at the next table is making eyes at you," Lanie said, whispering conspiratorially.

"Really? What does she make them out of? Cloth?

M.K. Schiller

#10. Today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you.

Chuck Palahniuk