Hilarious High School Yearbook Quotes

#1. Conscience is just a polite word for cowardice. No civilised man regrets a pleasure.

Lord Henry Wotton

#2. 1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS.

Ron Paul

#3. When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice!

Terry Pratchett

#4. Better to live under one tyrant a thousand miles away, than a thousand tyrants one mile away.

Daniel Bliss

#5. A tissue of small sounds filled the room, a bird, a clock, a voice from another garden. What we call silence.

Patrick McGrath

#6. When you're going off to Iraq, your horizons become more short term.

Mark Lippert

#7. What passed for society was a loud, giddy whirl of thieves and pretentious hustlers, a dull sideshow full of quacks and clowns and philistines with gimp mentalities.

Hunter S. Thompson

#8. True she was old, true she was unbeautiful, true she therefore had no reason to smile, but kind ladies smiled, reason or no. They smiled not because they were happy but because they wished to make happy.

Elizabeth Von Arnim

#9. In modern American politics, being the right kind of ignorant and entertainingly crazy is like having a big right hand in boxing; you've always got a puncher's chance.

Matt Taibbi