Hilarious Douchebag Quotes

#1. Maximus turned to the house, thinking. He had no idea how he would do it yet, but he meant to best her. He'd show her that he was the master, and when she'd admitted his victory ... well, then he'd have her. And he'd hold her, by God. His huntress. His goddess.

Elizabeth Hoyt

#2. Hesitation was fatal. Choose.

Robert Galbraith

#3. So, given what we learn about the word "faithful" in the Scriptures, if we are to be faithful parents we will be steadfast, trustworthy, and true concerning our commitment to God and his Word.
We will also be like God, reliable in our parental care and in our commitment to our children's good.

Martha Peace

#4. There's no question in my mind: not only am I going to be able to make it through 16 games, I'll make it through another five years,

Tony Romo

#5. Just as composers go to concerts and artists visit galleries, writers read. You will learn, in the most enjoyable way, more about style and language from reading good literature than you will ever acquire from workshops and how-to books.

Judith Barrington

#6. They would be subject to no one, neither to lawful ruler nor to the reign of law, but would be altogether and absolutely free. That is the way they got their tyrants, for either servitude or freedom, when it goes to extremes, is an utter bane, while either in due measure is altogether a boon.

Plato

#7. The relationship between Aquaman and Aqualad should be investigated.

Seth MacFarlane

#8. Man confesses God forgives

ABC

#9. I am ready and prepared to work with the President, but I will not be a rubber stamp for any president.

Daniel Inouye

#10. There are no days off in our division. Even a team like Tampa Bay can beat you up.

Josh Beckett

#11. I just keep wishing, I could think of a way, to show to them that they don't own me. That if I'm gonna die, I wanna still be me. Does that make sense?
Yeah. I just can't afford to think that way.

Suzanne Collins