Hey Lady Quotes

#1. Hey Lady I don't want to fuck you husband .

Amy Poehler

#2. It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

Dean Martin

#3. Are you wearing clean underwear?' the statue asked.
'Hey, lady,' Leo said, 'that's getting personal.

Rick Riordan

#4. Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.

Michael Cera

#5. Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet!

Tony Glare

#6. Hey lady." Sandy wrapped her arms around Darcy's neck and kissed her cheek quickly. "So, are we burning anything of his in some occult ritual that will curse him and all his unborn children till the end of their days, or are we just going to key his car?

D.A. Rhine

#7. Hey, lady, you know what? Here's a newsflash: Hitler's not coming.

Annette Laing

#8. Hey self, Stop having a lady boner moment!

Georgia Cates

#9. I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That's kind of silly. "Hey, Mitch, did you hear that story about that lady who drove her car into the lake with her kids and they all drowned?" "Yeah, I did, and you know what - that inspires me to write a movie about a gorilla!"

Mitch Hedberg

#10. Hey," he said, and we all turned to look at him. Deke nodded at the floor. "The lady fainted," he said, and we all turned to look where he had nodded. Mrs. Aldovar, as advertised, was out cold on the floor.

Jeff Lindsay

#11. I know patients who bring a dozen roses to the doctor's office. And, boy, the next visit, nobody forgets that. You come in and hey - 'Here's the lady who brought the roses' vs. 'Here's the lung cancer.'

Bernie Siegel

#12. When I encountered "The Lady of Shallot" (to take a "for instance" allusion from the many in the book, this one from the "Etiology" section) it was still considered a "great poem." What does that poem - or rather a particular presentation of that poem (hey, admire this!) - do to a young woman?

Laura Mullen

#13. Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check?

Stephen King

#14. Hey! Sorry, lady, but nobody's staking anybody at this party! I hung a disco ball for this.

Rachel Caine

#15. Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Rodney Dangerfield