Hey Ladies Quotes

#1. Hey ladies, I'm willing to do my part to end domestic violence by posting a selfie online. Some might call me a hero

Nev Schulman

#2. For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.

Demetri Martin

#3. I am young, and I think all young guys would love to play a superhero - any superhero - it doesn't matter. I could be a superhero that would just turn into a big blob or something like that, but I could tell all the ladies, 'Hey, I am superhero!'

Daniel Curtis Lee

#4. I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.

Rodney Dangerfield

#5. I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

Ted Alexandro

#6. I am a fugitive and a vagabond, a sojourner seeking signs.

Annie Dillard

#7. Secret sins commonly lie nearest the heart.

Thomas Brooks

#8. Before Keto could notice, Hedge pointed towards the top of the amphitheater. It looked like he might be screaming, Gods of Olympus, what is that?
Keto turned. Coach Hedge promptly took off his fake foot and ninja-kicked her in the back of the head with his goat hoof.

Rick Riordan

#9. My parents were out of town and sent me to stay at my grandma's house. That's where I learned how to make pancakes. I served them to all the old ladies who lived on her block. After the meal, they each left a $5 bill next to their plates. I thought, 'Hey, I'm onto something here.'

Bill Rancic