Heveners Tire Quotes

#1. This was the stuff of novels with
yeah
men like him on the cover.

Erin Kellison

#2. It is important that we learn humility, which says there was someone else before me who paid for me. My responsibility is to prepare myself so that I can pay for someone else who is yet to come.

Maya Angelou

#3. Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?

Jim Gaffigan

#4. If we lived within our means - by being prudent - the 7 billion people in the world could have everything they needed. Global politics should be moving in that direction. But we think as people and countries, not as a species.

Jose Mujica

#5. I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.

Mitch Hedberg

#6. Unlike life, you've got more or less complete control over what's going on in your stories. That's not to say you can make characters do whatever you want them to - they usually have a life of their own if you've done your job properly.

Paul Kane

#7. It is said that men may not be the dreams of the god, but rather that the gods are the dreams of men.

Carl Sagan

#8. She was a grown-up, divorced woman now, on her own. She'd gotten herself this far, she could get herself around Italy too.

Carol Grace

#9. There is yet something remaining for the dead, and some far better thing for the good than for the evil.

Plato

#10. I first noticed I was missing on a Thursday.

Jeanne Ray

#11. It is wonderful how Virtue turns from dirty stockings; and how Vice, married to ribbons and a little gay attire, changes her name, as wedded ladies do, and becomes Romance.
From Charles Dickens' Preface to Oliver Twist, printed in 1841

Charles Dickens

#12. The industrial age brought compliance and compliance brought fear and fear brought us mediocrity.

Seth Godin

#13. A forest - the word dates back to the Norman occupancy, when it meant an area set aside for England's violent new masters to hunt boar and deer - is necessarily larger than a wood. It belonged to the king and was a fit place for his recreation.

John Burnside