Hession Plumbing Quotes

#1. Well, that's that. Goodbye cruel world. Be sure to fuck thyself on the way out, you mean-assed son of a whore.

Belle Aurora

#2. I was brought up in Florence, a beautiful medieval town whose rhythm is completely in antiquity.

Oleg Cassini

#3. He'd been up early all his life and though everybody said the best thing about retirement was sleeping in, he just couldn't feature it. If he found himself in bed later than six he felt like a degenerate,

T.C. Boyle

#4. For us tall people, the whole key is that your hips and your knees should form a right angle when you sit down. That's where backs and hips get to be problems for big guys.

Phil Jackson

#5. I've always wanted, basically, to do research in the form of a spectacle.

Jean-Luc Godard

#6. Let you win? I heard somethin' about that chivalry shit, but when I get behind a start line, the only gender I see is Ford or Chevy.

Eden Connor

#7. I think your
mother loves Leo."
"I don't know if she loves him enough."
"What would be enough?"
"To give up on the promise of love from another.

Lorraine Heath

#8. This website is the dream of people who want to change the culture of state government.

Steve Rauschenberger

#9. Feudalism made land the measure and the master of all things.

Lord Acton

#10. I failed to understand what was so enviable about having a position that a pack of phonies sucked up to. Dishwashing suited me because nice people were nice to me and assholes were assholes to me, yet no one ever sucked up to me.

Pete Jordan

#11. You don't have to be afraid of falling. Just close your eyes, let go, and know that I'll always be here with arms outstretched, ready to catch you.

S.L. Jennings

#12. From rocks come gold.
From coal comes diamonds.
From oysters come pearls.
From caterpillars come butterflies.
From adversity come the great.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#13. In the absence of ancient hatreds, chauvinism can easily rustle up modern ones.

Samanth Subramanian