Herschenfeld Comedy Quotes

#1. I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.

Don Rickles

#2. It is bad to be poor. I shall go to the wall for bread and meat, if I neglect my business this year as well as last.

Abraham Lincoln

#3. The difference between most mothers and me is that I didn't sit around drinking coffee at baby group for 12 months after the birth of my baby. No, in three weeks I was back in my suit, back at my desk earning profit for my business and I don't see why other women shouldn't do the same.

Katie Hopkins

#4. Child labor becomes a label of condemnation in spite of its ancient function as the quickest, most reliable way to human independence -

John Taylor Gatto

#5. It's a great blessing if one can lose all sense of time, all worries, if only for a short time, in a book.

Nella Last

#6. If you make a gun, you are either going to sell it or you are going to use it. And if you're going to sell it, someone else is going to use it.

Arthur Boyd