Hemorrhoidal Quotes

#1. Now, Mr. Shaughnessy, remember what happened the last time your wife got jealous of your flirting? She exchanged your denture cream for hemorrhoidal ointment.

Leslie Kelly

#2. I mean, we're going to probably debate the Iraq war for at least as long as I'm alive.

Paul Wolfowitz

#3. Art does not lie in copying nature.- Nature furnishes the material by means of which is to express a beauty still unexpressed in nature.-The artist beholds in nature more than she herself is conscious of.

Henry James

#4. So God wants you to marry the girl who believed I was a Frenchman suffering from hemorrhoidal Tourette's?

John Green

#5. If human nature felt no temptation to take a chance, no satisfaction (profit apart) in constructing a factory, a railway, a mine or a farm, there might not be much investment merely as a result of cold calculation.

John Maynard Keynes

#6. When I saw my first Broadway show, 'Beauty and the Beast,' I was like, 'Okay, I'm definitely gonna do this.' After that, I did little shows and started auditioning.

Lilla Crawford

#7. You can't teach people anything. You can only draw out.

George Washington Carver

#8. We are all in the business of sales. Teachers sell students on learning, parents sell their children on making good grades and behaving, and traditional salesmen sell their products.

Dave Ramsey

#9. As a Business Ambassador, I am delighted to help both new and established British designers receive the recognition they deserve in the global fashion arena.

Tamara Mellon

#10. Thou wouldst make a good monarch of a desert

Sophocles

#11. Bode Gazzer was five feet six and had never forgiven his parents for it. He wore three-inch snakeskin shitkickers and walked with a swagger that suggested not brawn so much as hemorrhoidal tribulation.

Carl Hiaasen