Hemorrhoidal Ointment Quotes

#1. Now, Mr. Shaughnessy, remember what happened the last time your wife got jealous of your flirting? She exchanged your denture cream for hemorrhoidal ointment.

Leslie Kelly

#2. take unorthodox ideas seriously today, and the mainstream sees that as a sign of progress. We can be glad that there are fewer crazy cults now, yet that gain has come at great cost: we have given up our sense of wonder at secrets left to be discovered.

Peter Thiel

#3. She couldn't let the past go and she could never see the future as it really was, only as she imagined it to be.

Agatha Christie

#4. I wear my furs all the time. I wear like three different ones in a day.

Grace Jones

#5. What if the most important moment in your life is this one? Can you handle the power it gives you to choose how you will spend the next one?

Miggs Burroughs

#6. Money, it is often said, does not bring happiness; it must be added, however, that it makes it possible to support unhappiness with exemplary fortitude.

Robertson Davies

#7. Never, under any circumstances, accept a position of responsibility. You will be forced to work harder with no other benefits than a few extra bucks - 'peanuts,' as they say, if that.

Corinne Maier

#8. He who wishes to become rich wishes to become so immediately.

Juvenal

#9. In a lot of Indian societies, spirituality has been lost, I think it's still the best way of looking at the world for Indians - better than any organized religion in this country.

James Welch

#10. Via the squares on the chessboard, the Indians explain the movement of time and the age, the higher influences which control the world and the ties which link Chess with the human soul

Al-Masudi