Top 7 Helve Quotes
#1. I learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman's skillet and the man's ax-helve.
Abraham Lincoln
#2. Okay, an intro class probably taught them how to get those booties and masks on. Did a munch teach them how to eat Scooby snacks in them?
M.Q. Barber
#3. Eligible citizens from any State in the Union can serve in the Border Protection Corps of that State.
John Culberson
#4. You keep claiming you're not mysterious, but who are you kidding?
-Keeper of the Lost Cities
Shannon Messenger
#5. Everyone is so desensitised that the potency of artfully deployed italics has long been lost. It was good enough for H. P. Lovecraft, but apparently it isn't good enough for the modern world, filled as it is with obtuse bastards.
Jonathan L. Howard
#7. Only good was created. Every evil thing is a good thing ruined. There are no other ways to get an evil thing.
J. Budziszewski
