Top 30 Helmsley Quotes
#1. Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!
Triple H
#2. Say what you will about Leona Helmsley, when it comes to standing trial, she's twice the man Jim Bakker is.
David Letterman
#3. I'm a very firm believer that a liar is a cheat and a thief and a crook. I don't like liars. I never lie. I always told my own child, If you murder somebody, tell me. I'll help you hide the body. But don't you lie to me.
Leona Helmsley
#4. If a woman is successful, she'd better duck, because they'll be out to get her.
Leona Helmsley
#5. A shit show is chaos as religion, because "God is dead." A shit show all by itself is usually a crime. A shit show when put on paper or to music, is no longer whirling, twirling chaos. Then it's art. We can take it on the road, and we can travel with it. Have shit show, will travel.
Fiona Helmsley
#6. Your first druggy relationship is a rite of passage. A learning experience with a curve. After that one, the next one, if there is a next one, will be a decision. You will know just what you are getting into.
Fiona Helmsley
#7. You tripped over my baggage, when it could have been easily navigated by more agile feet.
Fiona Helmsley
#8. Light came into the darkness, but the darkness didn't understand it," Susan said. "Look to the light. Only the light can save you from yourself.
Ted Dekker
#9. And I have the personal promise of the Governor that never again will anybody be sent to the Sexual Offenders' Wing of the Adult Correctional Institution for telling a joke!
Kurt Vonnegut
#10. Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Josh Billings
#11. God, that's always the thing you have to decide with high school kids: what to make an issue of, what to let go.
Wally Lamb
#12. Some experience is helpful. "The Pianist" was a film that I could make with my eyes closed because I had lived it and everything was still alive in me.
Roman Polanski
#13. You are not your skin. You are not your body. You are a soul. You are a cell in the body of the Divine. You are a magnificent product of Divine Creation. You are a moment of inspiration made manifest in a human body.
Yancy Lael
#15. I don't just want
your heart
I want your flesh,
your skin
and blood and bones,
your voice, your thoughts
your pulse
and most of all your
fingerprints,
everywhere.
Isobel Thrilling
#16. I'm able to sign my name to the paintings. That is really a blessing.
Margaret Keane
#17. I'm always cast in these strange men ... that's not me, really.
Anthony Hopkins
#18. There's never been a boxer better than Joe Louis. You'd take one shot from him and you were sure he'd have seven or eight more coming for you. Certainly Muhammad Ali was the greatest man ever to fight, but not the greatest boxer.
George Foreman
#19. I've always wanted to be the biggest real estate man to come down the pike.
Leona Helmsley
#20. There are many reasons for the decline in royal esteem. One is that so many of the royals are thick.
Alastair Campbell
#22. Your smile breaks my heart,
And your laughter burns my skin,
And if I had to tell you how I feel,
That's where I'd begin.
Margo T. Rose
#23. I thought I wanted to be degraded, but I wanted to be degraded with love. You wanted me to talk during sex and what came out was, "You hate me.
Fiona Helmsley
#24. When your sense of self and happiness comes from within and isn't a roller coaster ride dependent on others or circumstances, you approach life differently. You make better choices. You draw to you the people and situations that matter. The others, they fall away.
Kamal Ravikant
#25. Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman.
Leona Helmsley
#26. I've written 16 children's books and five unpublished novels. Some of the latter were breathtakingly bad.
Mark Haddon
#27. Cicero himself appeared, hand in hand with Tullia, nodding good morning to everyone, greeting each by name ("the first rule in politics, Tiro: never forget a face").
Robert Harris
#28. We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.
Leona Helmsley
#29. I don't hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire nice people.
Leona Helmsley
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