Hello Friend Long Time No Hear Quotes

#1. When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.

Rodney Dangerfield

#2. Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh.

Christopher Titus

#3. Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.

Morrissey

#4. Before they committed the crime of crimes, before they killed their Master, before the cross, before the slaying of Christ, [Jewish sacrifices were] an abomination.

Saint John Chrysostom

#5. Dearest Matthew,
We buried your father today. Do you know what his last words were to me? Damn stubborn woman.

Nalini Singh

#6. Attack! Always Attack!

Adolf Anderssen

#7. May I ask you if you've noticed,
May I ask you if you've seen.
My minnow Minnie
Who was swimmin'
In you Ovaltine?
For you've gone and drunk it up, dear,
And she isn't in the cup, dear.
And she's nowhere to be found, dear.
Do you think that she has drowned, dear?

Shel Silverstein

#8. I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

Tommy Bolt

#9. was several yards away, Kate spun on her heel, lifting the gun upwards. She took a step back to lead him into the lamp glow that shone bright in a nearby window. If he would attack

Erica Monroe

#10. Marriage seems to be predicated on protecting a very deep and intimate form of mystery.

Lauren Groff

#11. Chess is an easy game!

Deyth Banger

#12. It's not what the mind says.
It's how seriously it is taken.

Mooji