Top 54 Heenan Quotes
#1. Co-leadership should permeate every organization at every level.
David A. Heenan
#2. I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
Bobby Heenan
#3. Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
Bobby Heenan
#4. There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
Bobby Heenan
#5. I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
Bobby Heenan
#6. [On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
Bobby Heenan
#7. I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
Bobby Heenan
#8. Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
Bobby Heenan
#9. Stu Hart trained all his kids
only three of them use the litter box.
Bobby Heenan
#10. This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
Bobby Heenan
#11. I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
Bobby Heenan
#12. You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!
Bobby Heenan
#13. I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence ... and he said "parole".
Bobby Heenan
#14. Koko B. Ware ... his mom's first name was Tupper.
Bobby Heenan
#15. To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
Bobby Heenan
#16. And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
Bobby Heenan
#17. It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
Bobby Heenan
#18. Learning the secrets and skill of great No.2s remains the surest path to becoming No. 1.
David A. Heenan
#19. I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.
Bobby Heenan
#20. Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
Bobby Heenan
#21. Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
Bobby Heenan
#22. He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
Bobby Heenan
#23. Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
Bobby Heenan
#25. I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.
Bobby Heenan
#26. He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
Bobby Heenan
#27. By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
Bobby Heenan
#28. You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
Bobby Heenan
#29. Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
Bobby Heenan
#30. It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
Bobby Heenan
#31. The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Bobby Heenan
#32. Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
Bobby Heenan
#33. There's only two kinds of music I don't like ... Country and Western.
Bobby Heenan
#34. You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
Bobby Heenan
#35. If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Bobby Heenan
#36. Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
Bobby Heenan
#37. You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
Bobby Heenan
#38. Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Bobby Heenan
#39. The ability to make hard truths palatable is one that every long-lived co-leader has mastered.
David A. Heenan
#40. When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
Bobby Heenan
#41. You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
Bobby Heenan
#42. Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
Bobby Heenan
#43. He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
Bobby Heenan
#44. What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
Bobby Heenan
#45. You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
Bobby Heenan
#47. WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.
Bobby Heenan
#48. North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Bobby Heenan
#49. They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
Bobby Heenan
#50. I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
Bobby Heenan
#51. When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
Bobby Heenan
#52. There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
Bobby Heenan
#53. There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Bobby Heenan
#54. The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Bobby Heenan
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