Heder Quotes

#1. At the Redbox we gather essential movies:
Johnny Depp, Jude Law,
Michael Cera, and Jon Heder
(because we all have a weak spot
for the skinny, homely, Leftover,
Napoleon Dynamites of the world).

Sarah Tregay

#2. We shot 'CBGB' in Savannah, and then I took another project there afterwards called 'Killing Winston Jones.' It's a dark comedy with Richard Dreyfuss, Danny Glover, Jon Heder, Danny Masterson and Aly Michalka. It's a great cast and a beautiful film.

Joel David Moore

#3. I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.

Jon Heder

#4. I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

Jon Heder

#5. You're too strong to ever lose yourself. I believe that. Why can't you?

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#6. You came in like rain
Washed away and drowned every last piece of me
Could you not have left me
With so much as a scrap?
Upon which I may breath, live, be, go
But instead I wonder between dreams
And faint impressions of consciousness

Queenbe Monyei

#7. You do not grow in holiness because of the praise you receive, nor do you become evil because of the blame poured upon you.

Thomas A Kempis

#8. I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.

Jon Heder

#9. Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

Adam Carolla

#10. Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn't necessarily follow that rule.

Jon Heder

#11. I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.

Jon Heder

#12. Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.

Jon Heder

#13. Skaters are very much like peacocks.

Jon Heder

#14. You speak Arabic? Tell him my name is Infidel Redeemed by Christ.

Lili Tufel

#15. I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

Jon Heder

#16. I want people to feel conflicted. I want them to feel for characters they started out hating. I want to start conversations about what it means to be a parent. About the responsibility we bear to ourselves and to each other.

Sian Heder

#17. I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

Jon Heder

#18. I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

Jon Heder

#19. He hasn't really seen you, not as you want to be seen, but he's starting to, a little.

Colleen Chen

#20. When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.

Jon Heder

#21. I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

Jon Heder

#22. Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

Jon Heder

#23. I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Jon Heder

#24. Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

Jon Heder

#25. Real bliss is the absence
of the wanting of bliss

Ramesh S Balsekar

#26. There is no vice or folly that requires so much nicety and skill to manage as vanity; nor any which by ill management makes so contemptible a figure.

Jonathan Swift

#27. One must look with the heart.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

#28. I think a lot of women feel like they have to choose between making movies or making a family.

Sian Heder

#29. My first book deal was actually for a textbook - 'Judo and You' - that I wrote while teaching at Temple University. A scout for Kendall-Hunt came looking for someone to write the book, and even though it wasn't a course I was teaching there, I agreed to write it.

Jonathan Maberry

#30. What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.

Jon Heder

#31. I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

Jon Heder

#32. I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

Jon Heder

#33. Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy.

Jon Heder

#34. I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

Jon Heder

#35. I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.

Jon Heder

#36. Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

Jon Heder

#37. I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

Jon Heder

#38. The coaches will offer a direction, a plan, routine, discipline and the players must develop the desire to work together accepting their roles as they learn in preparation for the season.

George M. Gilbert

#39. That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles.

Jon Heder