Heckler Quotes

#1. [To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself.

Emmeline Pankhurst

#2. If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

Godfrey

#3. COMEDIAN: [ ... ] What is it you do for a living?
HECKLER: I mind my own business.
COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you do?
HECKLER: I try not to do.

J. Ross Clara

#4. Generally, I've found that a heckler in an improv audience is just enjoying the show so much that they want to be in it.

Scott Adsit

#5. Sometimes you'll have a heckler who's actually attempting to be supportive, but you don't realize it. Their way of expressing it is kind of confusing.

Mike Birbiglia

#6. My timing is so precise a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.

Phyllis Diller

#7. Her teacup and the Heckler & Koch were both where she could reach them.

Haruki Murakami

#8. German-made Heckler & Koch MP-7 submachine guns with special compact M40 grenade launchers under the barrels.

Matthew Reilly

#9. All this careful conservatism, these shackled environments that barely edged beyond the laws of physics - they only guarded against the Inner Heckler, not these unwelcome sensations intruding from outside.

Peter Watts

#10. Sometimes I loved the disruptive student in class who livened up lectures with wisecracks - it put a spin on things, added flavor, made me laugh. Other times, I wished the heckler would just shut up so I could learn something.

Kaui Hart Hemmings

#11. You're on a roll here, aren't you? Never thought I'd have a heckler while pouring out my heart and soul.

Richelle Mead

#12. The object of the new school is to teach reasonable doubt. Not the unreasonable doubt of the wild-eyed heckler, but the evidence-based doubt of the questioning scientist and the reason-based doubt of the skilled debater.

Seth Godin

#13. Humor heals the heckler.

Gerald C. Meyers

#14. You can spend your time on stage pleasing the heckler in the back, or you can devote it to the audience that came to hear you perform.

Seth

#15. [When asked by a male heckler, "Are you a lesbian?"]
Are you my alternative?

Florynce Kennedy

#16. HECKLER: Say something funny!
COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.

J. Ross Clara

#17. The path of the Warrior is lifelong, and mastery is often simply staying on the path.

Richard Strozzi-Heckler

#18. Desi, babe. Still playing your little games, I see. Now why don't you be a good Daimon and show yourself to me? (Kyrian)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#19. Reading is not passive. It is only when the reader brings his/her own experiences to the work and breathes life into the author's words that they consummate the relationship and together bring the story to life.

Chuck Miceli

#20. Being a warrior doesn't mean winning or even succeeding. It means risking and failing and risking again, as long as you live.

Richard Strozzi-Heckler

#21. Sacrifice: That's what makes our mosaic so beautiful and rich.

Lee Myung-bak

#22. Let your infectious smile infect the whole world with love and joy.

Debasish Mridha

#23. How could I be such an open book to him when, half the time, I had no idea what was milling around in his head?

Khaled Hosseini

#24. Don't think that the lack of leaders and of a party ideological line means anarchy, if by anarchy you mean chaos, bedlam, and pandemonium. What a tragic lack of political imagination to think that leaders and centralized structures are the only way to organize effective political projects!

Michael Hardt

#25. What succeeds we keep, and it becomes the habit of mankind.

Theodore Parker

#26. And madness freed me

Paulo Coelho

#27. reader is back in the

Daphne Du Maurier

#28. We don't want to be the same as men, merely equal as human beings.

Margaret Heckler

#29. The right to life is not a woman's issue. The Lord is the giver of life and only He can make choices about life. It is always a reward to have life ... only the Lord gives and takes life.

Margaret Heckler

#30. A country that can put men on the moon can put women in the constitution.

Margaret Heckler

#31. You've always been my safe place, my escape when life gets crazy. You're my calm through every storm.

Courtney Giardina

#32. If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

David Lee Roth

#33. When we no longer are afraid of who we are we act from integrity and authenticity.

Richard Strozzi-Heckler

#34. If everything comes in your way just the way you wanted them to ,then you're probably in the wrong lane.

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