Heating Pad Quotes

#1. How did you tell a man that you'd grown up, that you'd learned true love wasn't a night of passionate sex under a sky lit up by fireworks, but an ordinary Sunday morning when your husband brought you a glass of water, two aspirins, and a heating pad for your cramps?

Kristin Hannah

#2. A really great reception makes me feel like I have a great big warm heating pad all over me. People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience, and I used to want to prove it to them by giving them blood.

Judy Garland

#3. Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.

Bob Hope

#4. The sum of a man isn't the things he's done, it is the world he leaves behind.

C. Robert Cargill

#5. The eleven o'clock hour on Sunday is the most segregated hour in American life.

James Pike

#6. One of the greatest disasters of our time is our universal acceptance of the word "tolerance" as a great virtue.

Zig Ziglar

#7. The world is changing, moving beneath our feet. We are in a war, children of the Red March, though you may not see it yet, may not feel it. We are in a war against everything you can imagine and armed only with our desire to oppose it.

Mark Lawrence

#8. No. No, no. No.
I did not just do that. I can't believe I just did that! Mason and I have been friends since third grade, and I have never looked at him like that. Other guys, yeah, but not him. It should be in the Bible. Thou shalt not check out thy best friend.

Sarah Tregay