Top 25 Heather Mcdonald Quotes
#1. Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one.
Chelsea Handler
#2. God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.
Heather McDonald
#3. My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.
Heather McDonald
#4. Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.
Heather McDonald
#5. In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.
Heather McDonald
#6. People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!
Heather McDonald
#7. My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.
Heather McDonald
#8. My approach with social media is to interact with the readers I already have. I do it mostly to procrastinate from my writing. It's an escape. It's the only socializing I get outside of my wife, and she gets sick of me.
Hugh Howey
#9. My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured and was once very pleased with my mom as my parent and the career she had constructed for herself.
Heather McDonald
#10. The concept of entrepreneurship includes anyone who works within my definition of a startup: a human institution designed to create new products and services under conditions of extreme uncertainty.
Anonymous
#11. Our hope is not in the man we put in the White House but in the Man we put on the Cross.
Rick Warren
#12. Read to your bunny often and your bunny will read to you.
Rosemary Wells
#13. I went off to a school with the children of CEOs and diplomats. To be able to be at home with that group of people and at home with the desperately poor has been good for me in preparation for my coming to Washington.
James Green Somerville
#14. I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.
Heather McDonald
#15. To have children is a double living, the earthly fountain of youth, a continual fresh delight, a volcano as well as a fountain, and also a source of weariness beyond description ...
Josephine Winslow Johnson
#16. The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint.
Heather McDonald
#17. If a man will observe as he walks the streets, I believe he will find the merriest countenances in mourning coaches.
Jonathan Swift
#19. When the position is such that neither side will gain by making the first move, it is called temporising ground.
Sun Tzu
#20. I want to carve out a serious period of time to focus on the next opera without any distractions. And to do that you need money.
Rufus Wainwright
#21. Bruno Mars is pretty fashionable. Gary Clarck Junior, who was also in our ad with Jimmy Page, is a super super stylish guy.
John Varvatos
#22. The origin of all science is the desire to know causes, and the origin of all false science is the desire to accept false causes rather than none; or, which is the same thing, in the unwillingness to acknowledge our own ignorance.
William Hazlitt
#23. I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.
Heather McDonald
#24. So with each advance in understanding come new questions. So we need to be very humble. We shouldn't have hubris and think that we can understand everything. But history tells us that there is good reason to believe that we will continue making fantastic progress in the years ahead.
Max Tegmark
#25. My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.
Heather McDonald
