Headlines That Are Too Clever Quotes

#1. What a newspaper needs in its news, in its headlines, and on its editorial page is terseness, humor, descriptive power, satire, originality, good literary style, clever condensation and accuracy, accuracy, accuracy.

Joseph Pulitzer

#2. The beginning of every government starts with the education of our youth.

Pythagoras

#3. The line between spontaneity and stupidity can be very thin.

Martin Sheen

#4. Marshalsea and all its blighted fruits. They went quietly down into the roaring streets, inseparable and blessed; and as they passed along in sunshine and shade, the noisy and the eager, and the arrogant and the froward and the vain, fretted

Charles Dickens

#5. The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the fellow in the next apartment.

Ruth Brown

#6. Things that appear to be obstacles turn out to be desirable in the long haul," Bjork said. "One real encounter, even for a few seconds, is far more useful than several hundred observations.

Daniel Coyle

#7. - Elka Cloke, This Bitter Language

Cassandra Clare

#8. Overcome your barriers, intend the best, and be patient. You will enjoy more balance, more growth, more income, and more fun!

Jack Canfield

#9. Dad laughs. "You want to take a break? Go play with them?"
The problem is I'm sixteen, almost seventeen, and I don't want to play with them as much as I want to want to play with them. Maybe this feeling is what Noah's been running from.

Hannah Moskowitz

#10. A lillion miles of journey starts with a foot stamp

Oladosu Feyikogbon

#11. Sincerity has to do with the connexion between our words and thoughts, and not between our beliefs and actions.

William Hazlitt