Harold Ballard Quotes

#1. Women are good for only one thing - lying on their backs.

Harold Ballard

#2. Anyone who thinks that God wins or loses games has to have an awfully weak mind.

Harold Ballard

#3. Some PhD physicists write software or work for hedge funds, but physics still has a problem with having very smart people but not enough opportunities.

Stuart J. Russell

#4. I never got into Linux. I swear to God, it's only lack of time. I'm past the years of my life where I can really dig into something like running a Linux system. I'm very sympathetic to the whole idea; Linux people always think the way I want to think.

Steve Wozniak

#5. If you can call a Chevrolet a Chev, why can't you call a Japanese a Jap?

Harold Ballard

#6. The person that I had been existed no longer. If I had been able to conjure him up and speak to him he would not have listened to me and, if he had, would not have understood what I said. He was like someone whom I had known once, but he was no part of me.

Sadegh Hedayat

#7. One blob of red in the wrong place and the audience isn't looking at the hero, they're looking at a patch of curtain (or something similar) and your whole effect is lost.

Terence Fisher

#8. The Nature of Technology,

Erik Brynjolfsson

#9. Gardening is an art form, but it has lost its sense of history.

William Howard Adams

#10. Private fireworks are far superior to public fireworks.

Tracy Brogan

#11. Well, it's a problem in general with the American military. If you are the biggest and the strongest military power in the world, you have this natural reluctance to learn the quirky ways of the natives in faraway lands.

Yaroslav Trofimov

#12. It's hard not to tell the truth with a camera. Artists are particularly good at that.

Edward Weston

#13. The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars.

Bjork

#14. Never did tombs look so ghastly white. Never did cypress, or yew, or juniper so seem the embodiment of funeral gloom. Never did tree or grass wave or rustle so ominously. Never did bough creak so mysteriously, and never did the far-away howling of dogs send such a woeful presage through the night.

Bram Stoker

#15. I don't ever want to leave this bed, my lady Taryn. (Sparhawk)
Me either. But if we don't, it could get ugly after a few days. We'd shrivel up from lack of water. (Taryn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#16. I was happy to have an attraction in our building that we didn't have to pay for.

Harold Ballard

#17. Why should I put a bunch of Cadillacs on the ice, when I can sell out with a bunch of volkswagens

Harold Ballard

#18. Secretly incredible people keep what they do one of God's best-kept secrets because the only one who needs to know, the God of the universe, already knows.

Bob Goff

#19. I'll propose anything where I can make a buck.

Harold Ballard