Hardison Leverage Quotes

#1. Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet."
Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison. "You take the poetry out of everything."
"Says the man who'd just punch the haystack.

Keith R.A. DeCandido

#2. When I'm reading for my own pleasure, I read things other than history or archival material. I read a lot of fiction. I'm very fond of mysteries.

David McCullough

#3. I can follow pretty much every programming language out there, I can make a two-hundred-year-old diary out of some really nasty ingredients, I can even make sense out of the instruction booklets that come with IKEA furniture, but I can*not* make heads or tails of this nonsense right here.

Keith R.A. DeCandido

#4. Yes, because I want to turn my vagina into a gonorrhea culture lab.

Sara Wolf

#5. Parker and Hardison look like they're having a good time."
"I see," Nate said. "Should we be worried?

Greg Cox

#6. Feel the power of the Dark Side," he murmured.
"Always," Parker said.

Greg Cox

#7. am a cipher under a shadow,

Nancy Horan

#8. You need to own your feelings. Get more comfortable expressing yourself."
"How about I express you out the nearest window?

Greg Cox

#9. I encourage more blacks and people of color to get a passport. That's one way to help put people on an equal platform.

Chuck D

#10. What is that *smell*?"
Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air.

Keith R.A. DeCandido

#11. Standing exposed on a rooftop, with no railing and the wind whipping about him, threatening to pull him flailing and screaming to the ground? That held no interest for him.

Matt Forbeck

#12. Age of the geek, baby!

Keith R.A. DeCandido

#13. Be prepared, you're about to get my opinion.

Chip Macgregor

#14. He was convinced that the purse was like that stupid phone booth thing on that TV show Hardison liked: bigger on the inside than the outside.

Keith R.A. DeCandido

#15. They gave the world some of its finest heroes. Saving them's the least we can do.

Matt Forbeck