Happy Retirement Quotes

#1. My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

Trey Parker

#2. The answer's in the question, child.

Sharon Lynn Fisher

#3. Just as the sun is infinitely brighter than a candle flame, there is infinitely more intelligence in Being than in your mind

Eckhart Tolle

#4. If you want to retire happy, great health is important. The foundation for all happiness lies in health. Physical, mental, or spiritual health - you must use it or lose it!

Ernie J Zelinski

#5. Schooling, by definition, must be conservative. It is naturally dependent on an older generation's level of knowledge and sense of values.

Leon Botstein

#6. I'm happy in retirement.

Greg Rusedski

#7. While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!

Chipper Jones

#8. Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.

Ernie J Zelinski

#9. Because, I don't trust a word out of your mouth. You screw with my head and my heart. I'm done. I'm done letting you into my life to trample on my emotions.

J.B. McGee

#10. Why just work and live for a happy retirement? Why not work and live for a happy life?

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

#11. I talk to the audience, look into their eyes. I need them and they need me.

Janis Joplin

#12. Love, happiness, peace - these are not final destinations. They are in every moment, every breath, everything.

Vironika Tugaleva

#13. Well, I think some people are very happy in retirement. And in a year and a half I'm going to see how happy I feel in retirement. I'm just going to not work quite so hard, but I'll continue to write as long as God gives me breath.

Jan Karon

#14. Your best retirement plan for retiring happy and prosperous - don't be a burden on others.

Ernie J Zelinski