Happy Pretzel Company Quotes

#1. I like my kahva the way I like my women... hot and black."

"I like my kahva the way I like my men," she replied, her eyes half-lidded. "Ground up into tiny pieces and stored in a bag.

Patrick Weekes

#2. If music sounds dated, it means it wasn't very good in the first place.

Tony Bennett

#3. Life without absorbing occupation is hell; joy consists in forgetting life.

Elbert Hubbard

#4. I prefer department stores. In boutiques, they come up and ask you if you need help. I can't get lost in the experience.

Anna Netrebko

#5. I make my mistakes in public.

Shirley Maclaine

#6. Neither, I must say with all due respect, is it the power of teachers and students. Basically the true and real power is with working people of all colors, of all beliefs, of all national origins.

Harry Bridges

#7. Every tribe needs a good front man to sell the program. Who better to convince the Middle East to give up the oil, than a brown man with a Muslim name?

Lenny Bruce

#8. This is going to be a good day! I believe my dreams are coming to pass. God has great things in store.

Joel Osteen

#9. You know, people think I named myself Meat Loaf, even though I didn't. And they think anyone who would name himself Meat Loaf couldn't have an IQ higher than four.

Meat Loaf

#10. That's when you realize you not only have no idea what you are doing, you also have no principles. You have become the "God help us if something happens to the President" Vice President.

Jim Gaffigan