Happy Gilmore Hal Quotes

#1. To risk is to live.

Robin S. Sharma

#2. But touch me, and no minister so sore.
Whoe'er offends, at some unlucky time
Slides into verse, and hitches in a rhyme,
Sacred to ridicule his whole life long,
And the sad burthen of some merry song.

Alexander Pope

#3. It's really hard for actors to cross over and get any respect as a singer, and if I could just keep it separate and not use my music in movies, it's cool.

Taryn Manning

#4. I'm not mad, Mason. I am crushed. Acting mad makes it easier to deal with than letting it rip me apart.

Cheryl McIntyre

#5. I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her pocket and I need to get them back.

Katja Millay

#6. I can't wait for the Republican debates to start and there's literally 65 guys on one stage.

Conan O'Brien

#7. The hero of 'Dark Powers' can touch murder victims and read their last memories.

Ruth Glick

#8. One half of the world fears stagnation and the other half change.

Marty Rubin

#9. Find a good teacher that will keep the game fun. Work hard and don't be afraid to have success or disappointment. That is what golf is all about.

Paula Creamer

#10. All your
emotions were so intense - your anger like daggers, your unhappiness a poisoned well. Even
your love had such sharp corners and dark alleys.

Sherry Thomas

#11. And oddly, she realized, it wasn't small talk when it was with a friend. It was just . . . talk.

J.D. Robb

#12. I exaggerated even before I began to exaggerate, because it's true - nothing is ever quite as bad as it could be.

Amy Hempel

#13. The Lord will never abandon you nor forsake you. He will stick with you until His perfect work is complete.

Jason Frenn