Happy 50th Birthday Quotes

#1. Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

Franklin P. Adams

#2. At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.

H. H. Asquith

#3. Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!

T. S. Eliot

#4. In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!

Bill Cosby

#5. Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

Dave Barry

#6. My 50th birthday approaching felt like a big milestone to me. I've lived half a century. If I write about food and use my life as a fulcrum to move the story along, maybe I've lived long enough to fashion a narrative that has a happy ending.

Kate Christensen

#7. Defense is the first act of war.

Byron Katie

#8. Every man plays many roles. So far, I have played father the best.

Dhanush

#9. The air-conditioning was more like a vague gesture toward the abstract idea of air-conditioning.

David Foster Wallace

#10. People with advantages are loath to believe that they just happen to be people with advantages.

C. Wright Mills

#11. The facts of the matter are that we have known for a long time that diagnoses are often not useful or reliable, but we have nevertheless continued to use them. We now know that we cannot distinguish insanity from sanity.

David Rosenhan

#12. Where would you rather be tomorrow - on Mars or in the Kingdom of Heaven?

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#13. As it's your 50th birthday
The very best of cheers to you
Truthfully, I'm just being selfish
Coz now I am so cheerful, too
Happy, Cheerful Birthday

John Walter Bratton

#14. I know that that doesn't make even a little bit of sense. That was the point, that beautiful incongruence.

Hank Green

#15. Humanity seems bent on creating a world economy primarily based on goods that take no material form. In doing so, we may be eliminating any predictable connection between creators and a fair reward for the utility others may find in their works.

John Perry Barlow

#16. Every boy, in his journey to become a man, takes an arrow in the center of his heart, in the place of his strength. Because the wound is rarely discussed and even more rarely healed, every man carries a wound. And the wound is nearly always given by his father.

John Eldredge

#17. Over the years, many in the public have become numb to news of financial corruption, partly because too many of these stories involve banker-on-banker crime.

Matt Taibbi