Female 50th Birthday Quotes

#1. Truly, all that was missing was Mission Impossible theme music, and if I was being honest, it was playing in my head anyway.

Shelly Crane

#2. I'm a good assistant. That's why I don't have an assistant, because I'm so on it that no one can be as on it as me. I know that.

Kirsten Dunst

#3. Asbestos, EMFs, and CFCs have given us a degree of humility. When yesterday's "triumph of modern chemistry" turns out instead to be today's deadly threat to the global environment, it is legitimate to ask what else we don't know.

Denis Hayes

#4. If you could hear the insane stuff going on in my head, it would scare the hell out of you. Probably. Or fascinate you. Depends on how easily you're startled, I guess.

Jenny Lawson

#5. I always do whatever is best for the character.

Avan Jogia

#6. I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders. Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs.

Davey Havok

#7. There's no such thing as a meaningless, worthless, or stupid dream.

Miyavi

#8. As soon as she got home, she ran to find her godmother, and, after having thanked her, she said she much wished she

Anonymous

#9. I have been ambitious to be a somebody from the time I was 5 years old.

Ethel Merman

#10. Literature is not a picture of life, but is a separate experience with its own kind of flow and enhancement.

William Stafford

#11. Choosing whether or not to insert a comma is the same as choosing whether or not to buy a house.

Chloe Thurlow

#12. I was told I make intelligent comics, and then I made a comic about a horse that pooped.

Kate Beaton