Hannity Show Quotes

#1. She's got the strength of a tater tot

Jenn Bennett

#2. That she now had a kind of uniform and a set of tools made everything that much easier and much less about her particular feelings, for tasks requiring clothes and accoutrements were by definition objective, even scientific, in nature.

Gordon Dahlquist

#3. I am so full of my tongue you would think speaking is easy. but it is not.

Nayyirah Waheed

#4. you just wanted her to say, "I know what that's like." But of course, she can't say that, will never say that. And if she ever could then you could no longer be with her. Then you would both be tired. Then she would be a better friend, but a worse lover.

Nic Kelman

#5. I would hate to have "Holiday in Cambodia" become as tiresome to other people as hearing "Like a Rock" in a Chevrolet commercial.

Jello Biafra

#6. All the songs I have written for the mice go oompah oompah. But the white mice will only play toodle oodle

Neil Gaiman

#7. Californians are good at planning for the earthquake, while simultaneously denying it will happen.

Sheila Ballantyne

#8. Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

Mark Twain

#9. I don't believe in burning holy books, but I am organizing a protest. I'll be burning all my Dennis Miller VHS cassettes as a special protest. I don't want to hear the introduction 'you may have seen our next comedian on the Hannity show'.

Andy Kindler

#10. Does he or she know you, like you, and trust you? Does he want to see you succeed? Does she want to help you find new business? If so, then you have yourself a 'Personal Walking Ambassador.'

Bob Burg

#11. Yeah me see myself as a revolutionary, would wouldn't want no help and imma take no bribe from no one and fight it single handed with music

Bob Marley

#12. You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

Jeff Foxworthy

#13. In young, childish, ignorant souls there is constantly this blind trust in some unshapen chance: it is as hard to a boy or girl to believe that a great wretchedness will actually befall them as to believe that they will die.

George Eliot

#14. One man's cult is another man's religion.

Annie Parisse