Hanne Quotes

#1. I grabbed my coat. We were off.
Well, I grabbed my coat, waited the best part of an hour for Hanne to choose between one pair of black trousers and another virtually identical pair, had a cup of tea, approved the trousers, and then we were off.

Danny Wallace

#2. There would be a time when the world created people stronger than them. When all of this got worked out. But until then there would be women and men like Hanne and Alan, who were imperfect and had no path toward perfection.

Dave Eggers

#3. If you don't provide a product that is satisfying people, no matter what your ideology, they tell you to take a hike.

Bill O'Reilly

#4. The opposite of "slut" is someone who has not been labeled a slut, someone who has never been charged with violating doxa.

Hanne Blank

#5. Happy are those who have overcome their egos; happy are those who have attained peace; happy are those who have found the Truth.

Gautama Buddha

#6. Death is an inevitability, isn't it? You become more aware of that when you get to my age. I don't worry about it. I'm ready for it. When I go, I want to go doing what I do best. If I died tomorrow, I couldn't complain. It's been good.

Lemmy Kilmister

#7. Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.

Gore Vidal

#8. The first horse called Eohippus emerged 60 million years ago. It stood 14 inches high and weighed 12 pounds.

Quiz Bug

#9. No battles within himself. No worries. No death. Just ... peace.

Gena Showalter

#10. Locker rooms are not, in actual fact, the secret clubhouses of the Effortlessly Thin Women's Fat-Lady Harassment Society.

Hanne Blank

#11. Sex acts don't drive erotica, the people who engage in them do.

Hanne Blank

#12. Sylvester Graham, he of the eponymous health-food cracker, claimed that a man who could make it to the age of thirty without giving in to the temptations of his sexual urges would be a veritable god.

Hanne Blank

#13. What is a shame is that there isn't stuff that is as great as 'Oz' on a consistent level around today.

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

#14. (In actuality there are no such things as "male" or "female" hormones. Hormones have no sex of their own, and all types of sex hormones are present in all human beings in varying amounts.)

Hanne Blank

#15. [Masters and Johnson found] the so-called vaginal orgasm was actually not vaginal. When it happened at all, it was the result of friction between clitoral hood and clitoris that some women experienced when the thrusts of the penis tugged at connected flesh.

Hanne Blank

#16. I was always painting when I was a kid. But then when I handled a camera when I was 17, that was it for me. I loved photography. I would work 4 or 5 hours a day. It was like a calling.

David LaChapelle

#17. Wellness is cheaper than illness. It costs us time and money when children get sick.

Thomas Carper

#18. Personally, I have learned to welcome the sensation of boredom when I'm working out because boredom can actually provide opportunities that are relaxing and, dare I say it, even useful.

Hanne Blank

#19. There is no wrong way to have a body.

Hanne Blank

#20. What was wrong with me? Why could I not just flip the switch and see all the brightness ahead if only I chose the correct path? Or rather, why could I see the correct path but not choose to tread upon it?

Hanne Arts

#21. First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it's a false statistic. There's nobody that is wealthy saying, let's go get the people that aren't. First of all, there's no versus. He's creating a false class warfare in a country where there is no class structure.

Jon Lovitz

#22. Life is a series of choices that we make, some of them are good, and some of them are not, but everything always works out in the end.

Micalea Smeltzer

#23. Heterosexuals and homosexuals are considered different because they can be divided into two groups on the basis of the belief that they can be divided into two groups.

Hanne Blank

#24. Hard times are purposeful, meant to refine and redirect us. They're not arbitrary or random, and they're definitely not cruel.

Liz Curtis Higgs

#25. Real women are fat. And thin. And neither. And both. And otherwise.

Hanne Blank

#26. Most of all, it teaches you that your body is not just a sort of jar made out of meat that you lug around because it's what you keep your brain in, but an equal and in fact quite opinionated and demonstrative partner in the joint production that is you.

Hanne Blank

#27. My favorite Viagra ad, a Spanish-language print ad I saw some years ago, simply shows an image of the distinctive blue pill with the text "Un divorcio menos. Gracias, Pfizer." ("One less divorce. Thanks, Pfizer.")

Hanne Blank

#28. We don't just want what we want because we want it; we want what we want because that's what we've learned to want.

Hanne Blank

#29. You have the right to not have to constantly manage how you look for other people's sake. You aren't here to decorate the world for other people. You're here to live in it for yourself, no matter what that looks like.

Hanne Blank

#30. The prince who relies upon their words, without having otherwise provided for his security, is ruined; for friendships that are won by awards, and not by greatness and nobility of soul, although deserved, yet are not real, and cannot be depended upon in time of adversity.

Niccolo Machiavelli

#31. I'm gonna be the best damn boyfriend you ever had."
"Casey? I think you already are.

Renae Kaye

#32. 57. Kiss. If this is not a whole-body exercise, keep trying.

Hanne Blank