Handelman Quotes

#1. When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.

Kevin Nealon

#2. Anyone who was not a liberal at 20 years of age had no heart, while anyone who was still a liberal at 40 had no head.

Winston S. Churchill

#3. I don't know what the universe is all about, but to me, nothing is gained by slapping a God sticker on it. It has never been a comfort to me to believe there's an all-seeing eye in the sky.

George Meyer

#4. So much of the deep lingering sadness over President Kennedy's assassination is about the unfinished promise: unspoken speeches, unfulfilled hopes, the wondering about what might have been.

Marian Wright Edelman

#5. You are by yourself for the best years of your life. You sleep in airports. If it doesn't kill you it makes you strong.

Helena Christensen

#6. The wisdom of a human...is boundless.

Marilyn Z. Wilkes

#7. That man has something fucked up on his mind.

Lilly Black

#8. It's sad, something coming to an end. It cracks you open, in a way - cracks you open to feeling.

Jennifer Aniston

#9. If only people could communicate mind-to-mind, eliminating the ambiguities of language, then understanding would be perfect and there'd be no more needless conflicts.

Orson Scott Card

#10. You need to set a system of rewards and punishment for yourself and your team

Sunday Adelaja